You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.