All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Rodney DangerfieldI was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Rodney DangerfieldI once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
Rodney Dangerfield