When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
Rodney DangerfieldLast week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
Rodney Dangerfield