I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !