My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield