I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
Rodney DangerfieldPeople ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
Rodney Dangerfield