I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
Rodney DangerfieldOne time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
Rodney DangerfieldLast time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
Rodney Dangerfield