I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
Rodney DangerfieldWith sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
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