I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.