I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.