I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'

To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

I was a poster child... for birth control!

I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.