I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
Rodney DangerfieldI joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
Rodney Dangerfield