I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk to me and he said, ' On your mark...'

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.