My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!