If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
Rodney DangerfieldPeople say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .
Rodney DangerfieldGetting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
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