Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.