I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.

My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.