All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Rodney DangerfieldMy father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
Rodney DangerfieldIt would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
Rodney Dangerfield