You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.