His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
I don't get no respect
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.