I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.