School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.