Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

I can't get no respect.