I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Rodney DangerfieldI recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
Rodney Dangerfield