I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.