I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.