My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
Rodney DangerfieldIt's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
Rodney DangerfieldIf every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
Rodney Dangerfield