My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.