I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.