I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Rodney DangerfieldI once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Rodney DangerfieldOne night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Rodney Dangerfield