Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
Rodney DangerfieldOnce I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Rodney DangerfieldI said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
Rodney Dangerfield