My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.