Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.