I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.