I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
Rodney DangerfieldOnce I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Rodney Dangerfield