I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.