Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
Rodney DangerfieldI live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
Rodney DangerfieldOnce I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Rodney Dangerfield