I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.