If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
My wife gives good headache.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!