My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
My wife gives good headache.
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.