People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.