My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.