I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.
Rodney DangerfieldGuy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
Rodney DangerfieldI come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
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