It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Rodney DangerfieldI knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
Rodney DangerfieldThey took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
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