Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.