The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .