My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
Rodney DangerfieldLast Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
Rodney DangerfieldYou don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
Rodney Dangerfield