I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
Rodney DangerfieldThey took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
Rodney DangerfieldFor Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
Rodney Dangerfield