They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.