I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldI shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
Rodney DangerfieldOh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
Rodney DangerfieldI bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
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