I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.