When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
Rodney DangerfieldIt's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
Rodney Dangerfield