My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.