I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.