At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.