I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.