When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Rodney Dangerfield