I like southern girls. They talk so slow that by the time they say no, I made it already.
Rodney DangerfieldLast week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
Rodney Dangerfield