I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
Rodney DangerfieldThe sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Rodney Dangerfield