After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.
Rodney DangerfieldOne night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
Rodney DangerfieldThe sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
Rodney Dangerfield