The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Rodney DangerfieldAll my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
Rodney Dangerfield