I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.