She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.