With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.