My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.