My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
Rodney DangerfieldLast time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Rodney Dangerfield