He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
I can't get no respect.