Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
Rodney DangerfieldIt would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.
Rodney DangerfieldIf I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.
Rodney Dangerfield