I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!