Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.