When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back, you hear? And southern people, they think you are horny too. You get directions, they say, Just up the road apiece.