I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.