I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Rodney DangerfieldI come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
Rodney DangerfieldI said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better, because the last time I could'nt find it.
Rodney Dangerfield