Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.