Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.