I like southern girls. They talk so slow that by the time they say no, I made it already.
Rodney DangerfieldI'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
Rodney DangerfieldWhat a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
Rodney Dangerfield