My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!