I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.

It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!