I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.