If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even look for me.
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?