I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
Rodney DangerfieldLast time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
Rodney DangerfieldMy childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
Rodney Dangerfield