When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.