When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!