I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.