Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.