Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
Rodney DangerfieldI got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.
Rodney DangerfieldI don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.
Rodney Dangerfield